Creepy People

For some reason I've been running into a lot of creepers this week.  Maybe it's because Halloween is coming up, but it's probably pure coincidence.  I'll tell one story from this week.  Monday night I went with my friends to watch the football game over at a local sports bar called "Legends."  We go there every Monday, get beer, wings, and watch the game.  This week in particular was a special game for me.  It was the Giants vs. Cowboys.  I'm a diehard Giants fan so I was excited and nervous at the same time.
I was sitting up at the bar with two of my friends when this guy comes over and starts talking to us.  He said he's furious at all the Dallas fans in the bar and needs to get closer to the Giants crew.  Being the nice guy I am I told him he could stick around in our area, a huge mistake on my part.  I was not aware of how belligerent this guy really was.  He could barely open his eyes, I knew something was wrong.  He started rambling on about how he wanted to start a brawl with the Dallas fans.  This was an awful idea.  My friends and I played it off by telling him that it would be a terrible idea and we would get kicked out.  He seemed disappointed and then said he was joking and he would never start a brawl.  What a crazy idea?  We could not seem to get him away from our section.  My friend Jon and I, who both take French classes (he's a much better speaker), started talking in French about how we can get rid of this guy.  He understood that we were speaking French, but did not have a clue what we were saying.  I could go on all day about this guy, but what really made an impact was when he started talking about homosexuality.  He then put his arm around me and another friend and said, "I'm a homo on a mission."  Then he proceeded to tell me that he was undercover for the police department.  I think this man was just a pathological liar.  He just kept making up these ridiculous stories and then saying that he was gay, but maybe not?  I don't know.  My friends and I all got a good story out of this, but it was not comfortable.  He made everyone around him pretty uncomfortable.  According to the bartender, he frequents the bar and does the same thing all the time.  He gets really drunk and then bothers the customers.  I don't know about you, but I would not want to known as "that creepy guy."  I hope he realizes this soon.

-E-steam