Guy Rips One on a Model

Last night I attended a play that was put on at my old high school.  My friend's youngest sister was in the play that was put on by the students.  I was a lot of fun and I got a friendship bracelet out of it.  That's another story.  Anyway, this play was interactive and involved using props.  One of the props was a heart that was tossed around the audience.  When someone received the heart, they told a story of love, usually depressing.  Unfortunately, I wasn't given the heart.  Instead of telling a sappy tale, I figured if given the opportunity, I would make it funny.  This happened to a friend of mine when we were probably about 12 or 13 years old.  The kid never really had much experience with the opposite sex and at that age, boys really have no idea what they are doing.  Essentially, a girl from his high school did some part time modeling on the side.  Somehow, my friend sought her out and just like with anyone that age, they spontaneously decided to date.  The relationship ran over the course of eight minutes.  It may be one of the most short lived relationships I have ever heard of.  Anyway, my friend used to love to tell this story of this abrupt end to his relationship.  I don't know specific details because I only heard this second hand.  However, somewhere within these 8 minutes, my friend couldn't contain his excitement.  He was standing next to his new love when he let one go on this girl.  I'm not sure if he tried to play it off, but this girl was well aware she had just been farted on.  That was the end of their relationship.  Someday, if he has a family he can tell his kids of his first girlfriend and how it ended with gas.  Imagine if relationships were actually that funny.  It seems as we get older, relationships get more serious and they probably should.  I like to think about this farting story because I can poke fun at relationships rather than get entangled in the complexity.

  

 

-E-steam